Alpha Delta Foxtrot
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I’ve outdone myself.
I went into this thinking that the dragulator would allow me to display a different, mysterious aspect of myself. But no, it’s pretty much the daily look.
Perfect Life
I have a dream that one day someone will invent a device where after you style your hair and get it perfect, the device will photograph it and project it as a hologram onto your head. You will even be able to have a library of your best hair days for when things just aren’t working out.
What my face actually looks like when I am reading the news* and singing Craig David.
*Tumblr
(via heydude)
I left this open so that it would be the first thing I saw when I opened my laptop.
I was so tired when I woke up and had to leave the house in ten minutes and wanted to sleep all day and so I put my shoes on with no socks and now my feet are so so so so hot and sweaty. Not cool body.
I am so fucking brilliant.
New rule. Before hooking up with a dude, always try to get a back massage first. This way you will see, as I did last night, that just because a dude looks like Nick Jonas, it does not follow that he will touch you the way you like. Some guys are feather light lovers and that’s alright but it isn’t for me.
UPDATE
Dude us single brbaking moves
So I’m out and this guy looks like Nick Jonas and he is funny and hot and interested seeming but his gf is right there what the heck world???!!?
I think any attraction on my part towards Nick Jonas is fully rooted in the fact that he looks like a boy me.
Ithrew up guys.
I made friends with some drunk Hasids and I threw up in a trash can and I won 15 dollars in drinks from bingo and ithrew up.
Who was the awkward model girl from season three who cheated on her walgreens bf??
She is totally bff with the guy in charge of this bingo game.
Also.
In trying to use black kohl eyeliner it will be melted and a chunk of it will fall onto your hip and at one point you will rub it down your side and end up with a stripe very similar to that of zebras (pronounced zeh-brahs).
Advice to you. Do not get stoned and try to do Kardashian eye makeup. You will look like the joker.
