Andiwa.me
Oi amigo! Gosta de ver a sua cara. Beijinhos!! I live in Brooklyn but I'm trying really super hard to make you think I'm in Portugal. Did it work?
Yeah, anyway, let's hang.
AndiwaF@gmail or give me compliments or insult me, whatever..
Did you know?
UPDATE.
Five firetrucks. About 50 firefighters.
THERE ARE LIKE THREE FIRE TRUCKS. AND A TON OF COPS AND THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS OUTSIDE.
THE BUILDING THREE DOORS DOWN IS ON FIRE. LIKE THE BAND. ALL THE BUILDINGS ARE ATTACHED. I DON’T WANT TO CATCH ON FIRE!!!!!
This most definitely is a vodka and apple cider.
And not the other way around. VODKA 4LYFE.
My hair looks like magic right now. And my eyelids are stuck together. And my head hurts. BUT GUYS I ONLY HAD TO BUY ONE DRINK LAST NIGHT AND THEN SOME DUDES PAID FOR A CAB AND BOUGHT US SO MANY CHEESESTICKS. THEY WERE SO AMAZINGLY DELICIOUS FOREVER I WANT TO EAT THEM.
Text from Approx. 11:30 pm. My head hurts.
Im at the duck with Ashleigh i told some guy he had pretty hair cause it was like a lady he did not respond well you that what are you supposed to say ten boys lets fuck dicks? That seems silly who are you wig beckala?
YOU ARE FUNNY. DRAG QUEENS!!!!
You and I need to go here before it closes and is replaced with luxury condos.
Shit what WHEN?!?! MY SISTER GOT TO GO TWO YEARS AGO AND I DIDN’T GET TO SO NOW I REALLY HAVE TO
All the time. All the good parts of New York are getting torn down to build luxury condos. It’s really depressing.
Please disregard how creepy this is but you seem like a fun time and you live in NY and someday we should be together in drunkeness and funness. I am only home right now because I got to the bar and realized that I didn’t have my wallet and deided that this was the perfcet opportunity to drink more for almost free since I paid soooooo long ago. So friendship, yes please???? You have pretty red hair!
Maybe I’m just drunk but I think Nic Cage is kind of hot in The Rock.
It’s the worst when you put on what feels like a ton of make-up and then when you check it with photobooth it looks like nothing. All I wanna do is look like a drag queen!!!
Donna Summer - Once Upon A Time
I accidentally just started listening to this song. DONNA SUMMER KNOWS TOO MUCH ABOUT PEOPLE.
realisticdreams:imremembering:Rice Krispies Treats Cereal
Everything good in my life doesn’t exist anymore.
I just wrote a post that was, I am pretty sure, THE MOST BRILLIANT thing to ever come out of my brain. AND THEN MY FUCKING SAFARI SHUT DOWN. I HATE EVERYBODY LEAVE ME ALONE.
OH MY GOSH, A WOMAN WAS CRUSHED BY THE SIX TRAIN TODAY.
This is so so so horrible and it’s worse because when I read the headline I thought about stupid Jennifer Lopez and her stupid On The 6 album.
