Andiwa.me
Oi amigo! Gosta de ver a sua cara. Beijinhos!! I live in Brooklyn but I'm trying really super hard to make you think I'm in Portugal. Did it work?
Yeah, anyway, let's hang.
AndiwaF@gmail or give me compliments or insult me, whatever..
All books should come with audio.
Facebook stalking totally paid off today.
The bartender at my friends regular Sunday night spot (who, incidentally, plays the trumpet and who I am therefore in love with) has pics of him hanging out at his workplace with Our Lady Of Gaga.
I mean he was on the list with the trumpeteering but now…husband material?
Gossip Girl was HORRIBLE.
I can’t believe I watched it when Double Jeopardy was on.
This is important inspiration to me.
I just found an origami bird in my bra.
it is painful to watch the lady with the voices in her head from Sex and The City walk down the red carpet with an old Ferris Bueller.
This is funny. I laughed in my heart. Not out loud since I am sitting alone in my parents basement half watching Coyote Ugly but on the inside it was a riot of laughter. I don’t even care if that made sense.
Luckily CMT is playing Coyote Ugly.
It is a puff pastry tart thingamagig filled with custard and baked. It is like these:
But giant. I am home for the weekend and it’s fantastic. I ate so many kinds of sausage. Like five kinds.
In December, I asked where Lloyd Banks went. I FOUND HIM AND IT’S AMAZING.
BEAMER, BENZ OR BETLEY. BEAMER, BENZ OR BENTLEY. BEAMER, BENZ OR BENTLEY. MY JEANS ARE NEVER EMPTY.
Shots shots shots shots shots everybody.
My mom went to the beauty school to get her hair done. This is what she heard.
Beauty Student #1 to Beauty Student #2: Yeah, she’s just doing this for now. Her real goal is to get into reality television.
Someone found this page by searching www.mytjmaxx.com
HA.
Lasagna ♥
UNGH.
Garfield and I love lasagna.
- Jon: Most of the Earth's surface is covered by water.
- Garfield: Who cares? How much of it is covered by lasagna?
