Andiwa.me

Oi amigo! Gosta de ver a sua cara. Beijinhos!! I live in Brooklyn but I'm trying really super hard to make you think I'm in Portugal. Did it work?

Yeah, anyway, let's hang.

AndiwaF@gmail or give me compliments or insult me, whatever..

Mar 9, 2010 2:50pm
All books should come with audio.

All books should come with audio.

Mar 8, 2010 10:37pm

Facebook stalking totally paid off today.

The bartender at my friends regular Sunday night spot (who, incidentally, plays the trumpet and who I am therefore in love with) has pics of him hanging out at his workplace with Our Lady Of Gaga.

I mean he was on the list with the trumpeteering but now…husband material?

Mar 8, 2010 9:59pm

Gossip Girl was HORRIBLE.

I can’t believe I watched it when Double Jeopardy was on.

Mar 8, 2010 3:24pm
This is important inspiration to me.

This is important inspiration to me.

Mar 8, 2010 1:54am
I just found an origami bird in my bra.

I just found an origami bird in my bra.

Mar 7, 2010 7:27pm

nedhepburn:

it is painful to watch the lady with the voices in her head from Sex and The City walk down the red carpet with an old Ferris Bueller.

This is funny.  I laughed in my heart.  Not out loud since I am sitting alone in my parents basement half watching Coyote Ugly but on the inside it was a riot of laughter.  I don’t even care if that made sense.

Mar 7, 2010 6:42pm

Luckily CMT is playing Coyote Ugly.

Mar 7, 2010 6:29pm
It is a puff pastry tart thingamagig filled with custard and baked.  It is like these:

But giant.  I am home for the weekend and it’s fantastic.  I ate so many kinds of sausage. Like five kinds.

It is a puff pastry tart thingamagig filled with custard and baked.  It is like these:

But giant.  I am home for the weekend and it’s fantastic.  I ate so many kinds of sausage. Like five kinds.

Mar 7, 2010 1:58pm
Mar 6, 2010 1:16am

In December, I asked where Lloyd Banks went.  I FOUND HIM AND IT’S AMAZING.

BEAMER, BENZ OR BETLEY.  BEAMER, BENZ OR BENTLEY.  BEAMER, BENZ OR BENTLEY.  MY JEANS ARE NEVER EMPTY.

Mar 6, 2010 12:07am
Shots shots shots shots shots everybody.

Shots shots shots shots shots everybody.

Mar 5, 2010 9:54pm

My mom went to the beauty school to get her hair done. This is what she heard.

Beauty Student #1 to Beauty Student #2:  Yeah, she’s just doing this for now.  Her real goal is to get into reality television.

Mar 5, 2010 8:41pm

Someone found this page by searching www.mytjmaxx.com

HA.

Mar 4, 2010 9:46pm
the-nichlove:

Lasagna ♥

UNGH.

the-nichlove:

Lasagna ♥

UNGH.

Mar 4, 2010 9:42pm

Garfield and I love lasagna.

  • Jon: Most of the Earth's surface is covered by water.
  • Garfield: Who cares? How much of it is covered by lasagna?
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